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Here Come the Warm Jets

I am by a peaceful brook, whistling a little ditty from times of yore, twiddling my thumbs, feeling the warm breeze on my face. I am of course completely nude and waxed, flexing in such a way that best shows off my glutes. A baby deer nuzzles at the nape of my neck and I chuckle heartily. The sky is ablaze in a vivid melange of acid green and white.

But what ho—what comes soaring over the mountains into my serene little valley? Why, it is a squadron of radar-invisible jets, here to rain death upon my insanity-fueled idyll. It all makes so much sense now. I was the unwitting test subject of some new government-crafted psychedelic and now that they've gathered their data, they are sending in the Black Ops to finish the job.

I find a kind of crystalline tranquility in finally knowing the Truth.

Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Joshua Allen.

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