It’s looking grim for our bikini-clad lass. Face chewed off by locusts?
I saw a tweet earlier that wondered if the bikini lady was at some point going to become a zombie. That time has come, my friends. I'm still thinking Bible here. Follow me if you can:
The lady zombie represents Jesus. Jesus died today, a long time ago. Three days later, on Easter Sunday, he rose from the dead. Someone who rises from the dead is a zombie, right? Ok, so now we've got a modern-day zombie Jesus here, he's a construction worker who is a woman and dressed in a bikini. Naturally she has a Twitter account. But because she's the Son of God (sorry, the gender's getting a little confusing here), she's got like, a whole bunch of Twitter followers that make her feel all crazy and whatnot. Who has time to walk the earth and preach the Word of God if you're having to tweet to your tweeple all the time?
Ok, everyone good and offended now? Relax, it's just a metaphor. Besides, Jillian made me think these thoughts! Bad Jillian!
During the idle moments of the match, I've been playing around with some of the aforementioned intimidating Illustrator™®© tutorials and would like at this time to initiate a three-way tennis match. Since this whole tennis thing is just a metaphor, why can't the commentator join in? I used to be a designer, I can hang with these young scamps. Anyway, here's my volley:
Let's see you hit that one back!
Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Jason Kottke.
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