Rosecrans Baldwin's Layer 2 Commentary

Appetite for Destruction

Girl, let me tell you a little story about hate love

Dang! My first-date analogy just got tossed in the garbage. Who wants a first date with a blind, laser-shooting duck man and his buddy the conflicted wolf? (Hate. Love. Dude, just make up your mind.)

Now all I can think about is Japanese robot-tentacle pornography -- i.e., a whole lot of things you don't expect to find in the same frame, but when viewed late at night after a couple drinks, it's pretty hot.

I just spoke with Ted in the green room and he confirmed that it's him in the photos there, bringing the tattoo'd tentacles to bear. Personally I like how the animal masks keep things kid-friendly. Who knows, though, how long things will stay G-rated.

Ooh, ooh! That's what (Lil Kim) she said!

"Computer Love" is in its 13th play, people.

Play by play commentary for this match is provided, as it happens, by Rosecrans Baldwin.

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